I don't think I'm down for tweaking these books at all—-the time period is part of what makes them great. These books made up a huge part of my life. I was a voracious reader and would read at least one BSC per day. Plus, my mom died when I was 8 and it was so comforting to know that Mary Ann had the same issues…

Finding this site was also one of the highlights of '09 for me. I came for Midweek Madness, I stayed for the witty conversations! It's such a relief to know that there are so many grammar-happy, feminazi boner-killing, kitteh-loving chicas such as myself. Praise be to the great ceiling cat, because I'm humbled to…

@jebash: I want to go Cold Stone Creamery-ing with her!

I'm glad I'm not the only one that has accidentally apologized to their reflection. Also, Yoko—-so delightfully wacky—-wherever would I find a tape anyway?

@HoneyBoom: On a slightly related note—I watched this movie on cable a few months ago and the editing of expletives was dreadful. The "Larry" part was "You see what happens Larry. You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!" Now it's a common saying in my house. I have 2 copies of the movie, I don't…

I want to put Christian Siriano in my purse and carry him around. We could be adorable and sassy together!

@nobodyr: It is. And the whole article is rather maroon-ic. PUNS!

@mimigoliath: Mmmmm....JSuds...nekkid...Also, Cosmo...could you BE anymore lame?

@TildeMarks: Wait, wait, wait...are you telling me that there is a green chile Big Mac in this world and it has never been brought to my attention? I need to speak to a manager! (And also a travel agent)

@Sapphire: with just a splash of rubbing alcohol!

@cantankasaurus rex: The aftertaste was even worse than the actual product. Is that crap still around?

@angelina jolie-laide is a gaudy tulip: Move to Portland. Do it! It's beautiful and progressive and there's a BOOKSTORE that inhabits an ENTIRE CITY BLOCK! And there's coffee everywhere.

@foodandshoes: I pretty much lable my months as: Walla Walla sweet month, blackberry lemonade month, hazlenut milkshake month, etc. I.E. "When's your birthday?" It's on the 30th of Walla Walla Sweet month. It's nice to see some Pacific NW love here!

@spiraloflife: That's pretty awesome, but a tote bag would really tie it all together. It would also be better if it was sitting in front of me right now (instead of a cup of tap water and a 1/2 empty box of Nerds.)

@AfroJezeBella: He should talk to the Penis Whisperer about proper training.

@LVP: Ha! Hearted for making me spit chicken piccata on my laptop.

@Kayleigh R. Carter: I'm glad I'm not the only one that was transfixed by that. I'm hoping it's just a very unfortunate angle and not...um...anything else.

I too never *resolve*, but I do *try*. This year I would like to try to stop being too self concious to wear boots, they're awesome and they look cute on me. Why can't I leave the house in them? Also, I will try to go on more adventures with my son, try to enjoy sex with my husband and not just tolerate it, and to…

I have a bad habit of filling silences with "sooo"...which is awkward. I am totally telephonically unimpressive. I guess it's better than filling silences with "Big Gulps, huh? Well, see ya later."

@L'Chaim!: In the immortal words of Jermaine Stewart..."We don't have to take our clothes off....to have a good time."