@WizardDentist: Well, it was 1988—-of course I was wearing press on nails!!

@WizardDentist: OMG—I make Evie references and NO ONE gets them. I can finally find peace knowing that I'm not the only one! I used to practice putting my fingers exactly together with my eyes closed, just in case I had the same ability. Sadly, I did not.

I just want to go on record as saying that I have loved Anderson Cooper since he was on Channel One news for kids when I was in middle school in the mid-90's. Also, my first love was Neil Patrick Harris and my first real boyfriend turned out to be gay. I clearly have a type....sigh....

I wonder approximately how many times "Jen" Baby" and "Joy" in all variations have been published on tabloid headlines. Shouldn't she be rivaling the Duggards by now?

But right in the theme song Emily is identified as the smart one ("really knows her stuff") and the other descriptions aren't as kind, like James is "vain, but lots of fun." I find other things about Thomas creepy, but not necessarily anti-female. I do find it very anti-diesel engine, maybe it should be viewed as…

Really?! There's a real person named Muffie Potter Aston? At a charity ball, no less? Truth is better than fiction!

@Scout: That's Dr. Mantis Toboggan to you

@BowlingForDollars: I KNEW he was Toothy Tile! YES!

@hopelesspyromantic: They were scared because you're so sinister.

@NoodlePress: A swift kick to the shin would suffice.

@bluetrain84: We're bringin' pale back. Yeah.

@Penny: I'm so there right now.

@clevernamehere: I'm 28 and I never have. Never felt like it.

@Mr.Gawn: I know many people might not, but I agree with your assessment completely. I was raised Catholic and basically taught that my "nether regions" were dirty. I don't express my love for my husband thru sex, I do that by taking care of him and truly caring for him. I tolerate the sex and I hate being that way.

I've been grappling with this issue for 5 years and been with my husband for 7 years. When we first got together I LOVED being with him and had never been with anyone else (still haven't), but now I dread it. I was molested as a child, in the weeks following my mother's death, but I repressed all memory of this…

I think Jessica is wearing Bic lighters as earrings.

@curiousgeorgiana: Amen sistah! #legalassistantnanny

Is it weird that I couldn't tell if that was Gwyneth Paltrow or Kate Bosworth until I clicked? #katebosworth

Ooooh, ooh pick me! I had to learn how to forge my bosses handwriting so that I could write personal message in all 100+ Christmas cards that I had to send out. I should have written something totally inappropriate in all of them. Also, I had to pick up her son from school when he had pink eye so that she could…

@fjordtjie: OMG, Mike Rowe....yumm....