Krist Novoselic lives about 20 minutes away from me and I want to stalk him badly. But I shan't.

@sequined: I guess now he'll have a Fantasic Voyage to Celebrity Rehab.

@linnyt is a walking cliché: I only use science books to put on my head so I walk like a lady.

@AthertonMerriweather: Not unless I feel the need to be judged by a fundamentalist Christian who thinks I am a pagan for being a working mom and not baptizing my son. Stupid neighbors.

He's starting to remind me of David Hyde Pierce.

I hate that Gisele's dogs are better dressed that I could ever hope to be.

@Mafalda para Presidente: I love Gilmore Girls flashbacks, but sadly no one around me ever picks up my references. Sigh....

I swear no one can arch an eyebrow like Becki Newton. Love her! (But I love Marc more!)

I don't know why, but when I read the Octo-mom thing I read only "her mother and six previous children may be auctioned because the mortgage hasn't been paid in 10 months" Darn that Evelyn Woods speed reading course.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god: Tonight, on a very special episode of Full House, Aunt Becky's boobs hypnotize everyone in San Francisco, except for Kimmy Gibbler. It's a two-parter! By the way, hi, I'm new. I'm mom-jeans, I come in taupe, beige and coral and have no pockets. kthnxbye

@NefariousNewt: Fabulous, all the way around. She seems like someone that would be fun to hang out with. But, you know...she never returns my calls.

@Mafalda para Presidente: I only believe things I see on TV that are promoted by Billy Mays. If he yells loud enough, it has to be true.

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler: He's so hot, it couldn't be considered sushi if it touched his flesh. ........

@Fermina Daza: I thought I was the only one! I also pre-plan conversations.

@bluebears: No, the best was when my husband said "Well, I'm sorry you had to be such a bitch about it..." Oooh, it still makes me crazy.

Wow, Schrank's intro is basically what happens in my head all day long. It's exhausting being me.

The Folgers one makes me want to serve that guy a steaming cup of STFU laced with Arsenic. Maybe that's why my hubby doesn't drink coffee....?

Oh, Mr. Sketch, how I loved you! I'd mix the markers together to make new and interesting scents, I also spent most of third grade with marker spots on my nose. No wonder I spent a lot of time alone...