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Oh man, I used to love casually worn blazers. Actually, I think I still kinda do? *hangs head in shame*

WARNING!! Once you have that baby, you will want more than anything in the world to cut your hair off into some short flippy “easy-care” do that you think you can pull off & look like a cool mom. Resist with all your might! You WILL look like Kate Gosselin, NOT Drew Barrymore, and down the road you will hate every

I’m glad they’re back, because as someone with a rather short waist, low rise jeans actually fit me, whereas even mid-rise jeans come up too high on me, and high-rise jeans comes up to my ribs.

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I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this

This is the best argument for why we shouldn’t run people out of the public eye when they are less enlightened than we are ready for them to be. Jimmy Kimmel just needed a little time to gain some perspective and thoughtfulness.  

In this case, I think the issue is actually that Jen Kirkman is the only alleged primary source and she has explicitly said not only that she was not saying Louis CK had done this to her (multiple times and for a span of time). She has also consistently complained about Jezebel’s misleading reporting. Instead of ever

Not true, at least for me. I’d be uncomfortable condemning anyone if the only evidence of wrongdoing was second and third-hand rumors, and if the supposed sources of those accusations started directly refuting them.

I love that you know this much about the record-pressing process. :)

“...so I guess we’re having a nuclear war tomorrow”

literally EVERY release put out on vinyl is mastered for vinyl, unless you’re buying a bootleg that is ripped from CD or mp3s (it happens. shit like Frank Ocean, Tyler the Creator, Childish Gambino, basically anything that was an online only mixtape). especially any multi-platinum selling artist, we’re not talking

I do 99% of my music listening on Spotify, but I figure; if I’m going to pay for music, I want a nicely made, big, physical object to hold on to.
I’ll probably only ever listen to it a few times on vinyl, then just switch back to streaming it for free on spotify, but at least I got a nicely made vinyl disc, with a big,

Finally. This company has been horrible to the ozone layer.

Offshoot of the Complainers: complainers who didn’t like their food and/or service at a local restaurant but are too chickenshit to fix the situation at the restaurant. Instead they bitch on the neighborhood group. Way to be passive-aggressive and stupid as hell about it!

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This is possibly the best possible rant on taxes, especially concerning the rich and tax avoidance.

#PowderedWigs #SilkShoes #Cake #PoorsAreJustJealous

His work and advocacy on behalf of those afflicted with MDA is his legacy.

I talked to a Frenchman about updating my ideas and correcting stereotypes, but he surrendered.

I mean...I know? I did it? Still think a service sounds useful, though.