Tacos are the most ineffective method of wrapping a bread-like material around other food stuff ever devised.

Hate peppers. And they’re so good at their job removing them doesn’t even help.

loading it up like the fattest, whitest, christian woman at a starbucks greedily eyeing the caramel bottles, it’s pathetic and shameful.

This is an argument against Chipotle, not against the above Chipotle ordering method. It is also very nonsensical.

Peppers are terrible and horrible and I should probably check if I have some sort of allergy since pepper jack cheese makes me physically ill.

I feel like everyone saying “Chipotle sucks” lives in California or something. Not all of us have mission burritos, you assholes.

Finally, someone with the courage to stand up to Big Shitty Vegetable.

No, this is not a “get off my lawn” comment. It’s just a condescending & douchey one.

Male ally for feminism here due in part to the commenters (definitely not the writers) of this site. Of course I was already about as Feminist as humanly possible for a dude but the site (‘s commenters) pushed me over the edge.

I am a male ally for feminism. Jezebel played a part in making that happen.

I’ll put that in my box labeled “To Care About When I Care About Making Men Happy” along with ‘shaving my legs regularly’ and ‘getting good at giving blowjobs’.

Kinja is a piece of shit. THERE ARE TRICKS TO COMBAT ITS FUCKERY THO.

The entire problem with America today can be traced directly back to the lax immigration policies of the Native Americans.

there is nothing i love more than the fact that the RNC has completely lost control of this rapidly sinking ship

I hate those people IRL too. Like ... NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILD’S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE THE THEME WAS APPARENTLY “TOO TWEE TO FUNCTION”

Well and I also wonder if some of them are much more than props. Like, she’s a busy person obviously, how does she even have TIME to be friends with all of these similarly busy people?? It feels like she’s the kind of person who meets another famous person once and then suddenly is calling them her BFF.

True, but we know these people IRL, right? The people who throw the Pinterest party and document every single moment of it to you, whether they invited you or not. Can you imagine thinking you are one of Taylor Swift’s friends and then opening your Instagram to this? I like a lot of things about the woman. Her cats,…

Agreed. Who rents a redcoat costume for your British friend if not for the photo-op? I mean, if I were invited to this party that would be great, but does she have ANY friends who are not famous people?

Curated photos are not my idea of a good party.good alcohol, good drugs and a good vibe re more where it’s at, and I don’t see hedonism coming from these people.

Adultosaur might end our friendship over this, but I just really can’t stand T. Swift’s overly-curated Insta-life. And I say this as someone who loves her music and also her cats.