jencatz
Wife on Mars... Could Spit in the Eyes of Fools
jencatz

moved back to kenya and i forgot that the national park is right in the damn city. so, monkeys, warthogs, zebras are scavenging for food right by the street. oblivious to traffic and citizenry. our roadkill aren’t deer, they’re zebras. and nobody dresses like rambo to go hunting for them. elephants munch away at the

You should always get your salad from Chop’t for free, because they always fuck up. I’ve only been twice, but twice I have not paid. Twice they fucked it up right in front of my eyes. Like, making an entirely different salad from the one written on the slip only moments before. I don’t understand.

I have an unrelated question. Do you have a filing system for your cat library? Or is it more of a freeform “stacks of cats in corners” sort of place.

Related: Gorsuch’s dissent in Gamble yesterday was phenomenal.

“It’s great to see the government admit that no doctor, nurse, or other medical professional should ever have to violate her beliefs in order to serve people in need”.

But what if god created abortion so that children and women wouldn't suffer?

The SCOTUS plan makes things worse, essentially shortening the bench to the five swing justices. Explicitly linking the other 10 seats to political parties is NOT going to help. Also if he paid attention he’d notice that justices surprise with their rulings all the time. Roberts saved Obamacare’s bacon right out of

Vaping cloud and second-hand smoke aren’t the same thing.

And who among us hasn’t played freshman basketball in the 1970s on PCP?

THIS. IS. GLORIOUS.

I had the immense pleasure of booking Trixie for a campus event a couple of years ago. Also meant I got to be chauffeur and all round go-to girl for Trixie. She was fantastic and so damn nice.

  • BA, Philosophy/Politics/Economics, Oxford University

“It’s great to see the government admit that no doctor, nurse, or other medical professional should ever have to violate her beliefs in order to serve people in need

Oh right, they don’t actually believe it counts for Christianity...

“It’s great to see the government admit that no doctor, nurse, or other medical professional should ever have to violate her beliefs in order to serve people in need,”

Inject it into my veins now.

A listicle about 10 essentials to bring on your walk out?

Oh, man, I bet he’ll Say Anything to make this go away. If this is his Identity and he’s just showing his True Colors, well, that just demonstrates a terrible lack of Class. What a Gross Pointe to make, especially in today’s political climate.

Dammit! The stars, here they are, all of them, for you, dear one.

Saw this posted in Los Angles. Been waiting for the right time to post.