They’re known for making whiskey, but they still have a whole bunch of dry counties, many of which are the ones who make the whiskey. When that’s your starting point, you know everything is going to be fucked.

“I’m really impressed with the way Kentucky conducts its affairs, both in its government and as a group of responsible and concerned citizens.” Said no one ever.

This is the FIRST thing that I thought when I saw this happen.

I think he’s veering into Howard Hughes territory. He’s admitted to being a germaphobe; stress, old age and dementia make anxieties worse

Oops. I was using “fucking” as an adjective, not a verb. Fuck, fucking “fuck” has way too many fucking uses to fuck with. I need to use my profanity with more precision. The old sergeant major who taught me to swear would be ashamed of me.*

But when Kavanaugh gets testerical and starts screaming and crying, that’s OK.

Fetuses not feelings! *incoherent grunting*

You let out rage over the holocaust/ pogrom of trashy, abortion-women aborting trillions of innocent fetuses. blessed by Jesus, or the theoretical threat of a lawmaker suggesting that the widespread sale of 5.56 and 7.62 caliber rifles be creating a health crisis in the USA.

The 9/11 people can just accept the fact that, like the military, farmers, coal miners and first responders in general, they’re a group that the GOP will give lip service to all day long about how much they “support” them. When in reality they could give a shit whether they live or die and will only do even the bare…

Feelings are for the weak, unless someone is trying to suggest you pay more taxes or suggests you molested somebody else.

If McConnell is taking on Jon Stewart in some kind of publicity feud, boy is he gonna get a nasty shock. This is like getting into a Twitter war with a teenager — you are hopelessly outmatched.

We as a society need to address men’s emotions, for sure.

“Gosh, I hadn’t looked at that lately. I’ll have to,”

“We will never forget the additional riders that GOP Senators can attach to the 9/11 Victim Compensation Fund.”, The Honorable Mister Turtlehead of K-Whacky.

It was probably a pre-arranged signal, but President Dementia forgot what it was supposed to mean.

IMHO, the coughing was an excuse to get out of a tough question.

I love that look he gives the cameraman when he realizes he’s being filmed having a shit fit, then again seven seconds later when he realizes the camera has gone off him as he restarts his answers and it swings back.

So if someone tells my kid they could grow up to be President one day, I should take that as an insult now, right?