🎵.🎵 DONT CRY FOR ME, ORANGINA! 🎵🎵

It’s a really weird complaint to make as Richard actually does get a really ignominious death, no final speech or anything.

Just so I am clear: They reduced the daily briefings to nothing because the president prefers to “communicate directly” to the public via his Twatter account, but we are not supposed to comment on his Twats.  Good to know. 

Well, when he explains it like that...how can you not agree that he needs intensive psychiatric care?

Can’t wait for this. DVR is set, just waiting.

This comment is the greatest thing since genitalia. I believe in Flat Earth Trump too but up until now, I thought I was alone.

“Orange you glad you don’t live here”

I think the author may have misunderstood trump.

I’ve been trying to teach myself how to keep a rhythm and beat. I swear for a second I had something that Phil Collins would have conjured. Then it was gone. But for a second... just one second... I had something that sounded like “Land of Confusion” when I saw this.

... who thinks Nazis are just fine.

Ah, yes, this soil is the sacred land of our ancestors, God’s chosen people, the persecuted children of Abraham that we must take back from those infidel Muslims.

Alternative name: Tel Afib

It’s hard to conceive of Israel doing something so fucked that even presidents of the United States won’t trip over themselves in a rush to recognize it as valid and even harder to conceive of a president of the United States being fucked enough to reverse that position, but here we are.

There's no actual buildings, just a sign, and they're already trying to presell units? This is definitely a Trump project. 

“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.” A. Lincoln

Trump’s reaction to Demoncrap polls approaching Berlin, uh, GOPer strongholds.

You know how I know Trump has a micro-penis? Because only someone with Napolean Dick Complex would freak out so badly about a fucking poll.

I will celebrate the day he dies... in fact there’s a long list of these fucking tyrants whose obituaries I’ll rub one out to as I read them.

I’m sure that Trump would be the last person they told if there actually were alien visitors.