And that animation is the best medium.

Robin Williams was awesome, but Carpet was definitely my favorite character in the animated version. The animators somehow got a carpet to convey emotions like surprise, anger, concern, and annoyance with a piece of fabric and some tassels. And unlike Genie, the carpet had no ulterior motive of being freed at any…

Fresno=Devin Nunes.

2. “The college freshman apologized for putting Secret Service agents at risk.” Risk? Of what? Having him drip on their shoes? If it was determined that he didn’t have a weapon, who cares if he was wandering around Trump’s private club. That’s the clubs problem. 

What? Do you think they drag the dead hookers out the front door? 

You know Barack would be the type of dad to be silent and wait for the boy/man to make the first move. Barack would watch them squirm in the silence, measuring them with his side eyes.

The young man certainly has guts!

I see that and raise you the fact that David After Dentist is graduating high school this year: https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/2019/5/14/18287275/david-after-dentist-viral-video-history

God, it would be TERRIFYING being her date. It would be like dating God’s daughter.

How I miss them.

Read “Catch Me If You Can”, upon which the movie of the same name is based. Mr. Abagnale’s telling of how he got away with stuff is compelling. Much of it would not be possible today, but much of it still is.

Nope. You can’t make me feel old. I refuse to allow it. Also, Sasha looks amazing. Time really does fly.

The image of a line of people -whoever the fuck they are - waiting in line in a “secret tunnel” is the most disturbing thing, imo. “Eyes Wide Shut” anyone?

1. He’s obviously white, or he’d had been beaten, tased, and facing life in prison.

Storms overnight across Ohio and many other States were very dangerous and damaging. My team continues to update me with reports from emergency managers in the States affected. Listen to your local officials and be resilient. We are with you!

Of course I had to google Thomas Massie, the individual who held up the bipartisan disaster-relief bill in the house. Oh, it’s the guy who questioned John Kerry about his Political Science major. This is fine.

Yet no one, not a single person, has stabbed him with a homemade serrated polycarbonate knife. It’s a damn shame, really, that the Secret Service hasn’t had this kind of opportunity to learn their lesson.  It would be well worth it, for the security of future, better Presidents.

Ohh fuuuuck Thomas with all the goddamn things we can fit inside of him!

I’m just impressed Thomas actually did something for a change.  Laziest mo-fo on the bench.  Too bad it was this bullshit.