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And how they hurt the Democratic Party’s chances by, as women, failing and something something angry forgotten midwesterners.

Can we do the Drake meme with:

If Warren’s or Harris’s poll numbers drop significantly, and we get 10,000-word profiles in return, perhaps I’ll eat these words, but I’m not counting on it."

Yet would we say this about someone suffering from alcohol or drug addiction?

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

I only have one condition about my man’s balls and it is Be Smaller Than Dinosaur Eggs Please.

“Incels also argue that women get similarly invasive procedures regularly and aren’t criticized.”

Testicular enlargement implants, some “dinosaur-egg size”

Seriously, going out and joining some kind of club or taking a class would be a million times more effective, and also have the benefits of doing something you enjoy, even if you don’t meet a partner. 

SAME!

You win the internet today!!!😂😂😂

I saw Randy Rainbow in Ft. Lauderdale in November and while he can sing, adequately, and he has an abundance of charm (plus an awesome mom who was seated right behind me) he still fell victim to the same trap of being an Internet Star in the wrong setting. We basically paid to watch him sing along to his YouTube

They don’t realize that they’d look worse than John Travolta does post botox and cosmetic surgery. Assuming he has access to better doctors...

I need to see the before and after photos of someone that has gotten a ‘manlier shaped head’. I can’t begin to imagine what that even means.

My dudes, there are probably 10 women in the whole entire world that care about your jaw muscles or your testicle size. I guarantee that is not the thing you should be focusing on to be attractive to women.

I get the Sound of Music reference in the headline, but at first, I thought I was going to read that tying testicles with string was some kind of self torture practice that incels were into. 

Where are these incels even getting the money to pay for plastic surgery? Are their parents financing it in the hopes it will get them out of their basements faster?

his appearance is the least of his problems

You know what, good on that shady doctor for bilking these assholes out of their money.

Those schools provide a valuable service in helping lift people into the middle class.

I’m not sure what class we’d put Team Aunt Becky in, other than one I’d rather not be in.