Oooh. I will buy tickets to this!

Nice - he was my first thought too.

It's for the Chump supporter who thought her family wouldn't be torn apart by ICE

Oh if only Chump could've embiggened his hands. Maybe none of this would've happened.

Shout out to Samantha Bees art department for mocking up the 95% sticker (still overcharging by 5%)

I like your idea, can we call the Crime Installation:

Obligatory:

Can we lock up his dead body?

That's POSOTUS 

Only could be improved if Rick Astley was driven up in a convertible singing “Never Gonna Give You Up”

Damnit!

I would like to open a Kickstarter for money for you to write this epic series. I really want to read this book!

I think this was the inspiration for SNL Chris Walken skit: “Needs more cowbell”

Great . Now Blue Oyster Cult is in my head

Well Jesus sure won't be waiting for these scammers with open arms (unless, of course they've crucified him again).

“In her time as First Lady, Mrs. Trump has been a strong proponent of preserving national treasures so that people may enjoy and appreciate their historic value to the nation for generations to come,”

MIKE POMPEO STOPS PLAYING DUMB AND ADMITS HE (was on the Ukraine call after all) IS

Joan! My soul sister!

I don’t blame him for feeling “stressed”. Since that racist fuckwit shot those innocent churchgoers, white supremacists are claiming the bowl cut as theirs (as well as what was once the okay symbol).

So long, Ming. I hope you run free with your ancestors on the other side of  that rainbow bridge.