I'll pack my David Spade!

So just to clarify Chump is good with Russian Hooker Urine, but not down with Old Ghoul Lawyer Spittle. Cool.

Are you me? This is nearly exactly my nights- unless I work the late shift- then I’m usually lucky enough to find a Bobs Burgers.

“Don’t trust anyone over 30!”

Now I'm no doctor, lawyer, or psychiatrist but I play a character who is all three (in my mind).

I swear, every day there’s a headline, or many headlines, that make me think the universe is operating like a magnetic poetry composition filled with names of awful people in lieu of nouns. 

The Farce is strong in all of us.

Guess that's why the women glow and men plunder.

I’m curious about those opening lines:

Buying bread from a man in Brussels

He just smiled and made me a Vegemite sandwich.

All well and good Katie, but what we really want to know:

But they sent me a tote bag with my donation!?!

TRUTH!

Too late to edit, but I just cannot help myself:

I haven’t seen anything yet, but it truly is

And all her inner ugliness sliming through to her exterior for all to see.

* mouth shut, fingers still *

Cosigned,

Filed to : FLORIDA WOMAN