I didn’t crap my pants. Someone stole my pants while I was distracted, crapped in them and put them back on me. See, I’m not sitting in my own filth, I’m sitting in someone else’s. So there!

There will be nothing Civil about this war if I don't get my scary stories! I'm with you.

Fivehead

Ooh. That’s good! I’ll lose what's left of my mind if they take him down on a Tuesday. You just inspired me:

QAnon called- they're going to use this explanation.

Jesus Jumping Jack Christ

I still watch SNL too. It reminds me of the good old days when I’d have a friend over for a sleepover and we’d watch SNL (John Belushi Dan Ackroyd era). I’d have to turn up the teevee to cover the sound of my mom and her boyfriend getting busy.

I'll sit and think about stuff and things with you. It's something I do too.

Maybe we can sell tickets to the beheadings. Ya know, deal with traitors the way they did in the old days. Hmm someone mentioned this recently...

Thank you kindly! It’s good to be back.

I will always do my utmost to drag you and a handful of others out of the greys!

I’ve been doing that for a year. At least I thought I was adding interesting thoughts to the conversation.

What’s that expression:

Love you for this.

It’s well past time to put the stable genius out to pasture.

Homer Simpson and the Be Sharps would like a word

Damn that was good.

Liddle bid  attled?

Can't wait until the dictionary definition of idiot is just a pic of Chump.

Ooooohhhh!