jencatz
Wife on Mars... Could Spit in the Eyes of Fools
jencatz

I’m packed. Let’s go!

And praise be that Chumps new “Roy Cohn” (may he rot in hell) is Giuliani, and not someone with guile and sense.

Aww shucks.

#AmericanEducationIsFailing

Hey now.

I am hearing your headline in the voice of Bill Haders incomparable Stefon.

Pain and sorrow.

They think Quid pro quo is what he got from a prostitute. Gotta pay extra for that foreign stuff.

Grab ‘en by the Putin?

Perfection 

BON?

Thank you for your service!

I’m flagging your troll.

More like Lana Del Narc 

Not even with someone else's genitalia.

Who will show us how to jump?

Nope.

Pence wishes he were man enough to have a beard (facial or otherwise)

Wow. Two totally normal, loving couples in the Very White House.

Fuck. If only we could swing Vlad “the lad” Putin and Kim Jong Un to the side of facts (climate change) we could actually have a chance to change Chumps tiny orange Circus Peanut of a brain.