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Wife on Mars... Could Spit in the Eyes of Fools
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Is it too late to get me a pair?

Yeah, the monetary price may be right, but you’ll never get the odor of 48 year old KFC with an undercurrent of hate stench out of your soul. 

I thought it was less a smirk and more a grimace. Here's why:

Ha ha!

Other than Lindsay being overcome with a case of “the vapors” when he saw an unclothed knee!

And I’m totally okay with that too.

I should have guessed.

While swacked on drugs (love that the Guardian refers to his drug of choice as hillbilly heroin).

After that headline all I could think of was K Pop group Blackpink.

We should just label the republicons with this after their names:

Hmmm.

I think you've just created a new Ben & Jerrys flavor.

Oooh! I can just see my 9 year old Martian self jumping up and down and asking Mom - not for money for candy, or ice cream, or a stuffed animal (or a live stray I’d seen around) - but for money for a vape. Me, who as a child was allergic to cigarette smoke, but as a teen was enough of a “rebel” to get myself a nasty

As a teen in the late ‘80s I remember a friends father who was a total hippie/Deadhead. He was explaining to us young ‘uns that women’s bodies don’t require shaving. He explained that many years prior, razor companies realized they had a limited market what with only selling razors to about 50% of the population. So

Do you mean Jy-nah?

Yes but where does this fall on the “Trump Brain Status” scale?

Shocked that Tomato hasn’t yet resorted to the Chumpian “No Tomato. No Tomato. You’re the Tomato”

And no Adam Sandler!

Oh my gosh girl!

All the better for when Bolton told Chump to “shove it”