It's Murders & Executions

Makes sense.

The one who manages to both suck AND blow.

Are we surprised it isn't written in sharpie?

Is he preparing to play a young Neil DeGrasse Tyson in a movie?

You can have the cage matches as long as Randy Rainbow sings/ emcees them!

Wait. That’s not that songs name?

Drill baby drill

It’s my pleasure. Happy to be of service!

🎵 WHY DONT THEY JUST LET HIM LIVE

Hi Lauren.

Tip your servers folks! You don’t have to go home, but ya can’t stay here! If you’re driving, take a car!

TRUTH!

“...the sort of thing that’s beneath him. I mean what the hell is anymore.”

🎵 Hold me closer, flaming dancer...🎵

If Pences dumb tweets will be making it into Barf Bag, he’s going to need an into. Something like:

I am picturing their spawn being gorgeous and writing a compelling rock opera about important legal proceedings.

You know it’s bad when the Taliban are worried about their public image if they were to hang with Chairman Chump.

“This is the week that we honor the American tradition of being able to buy Diet Coke and Slurpees and Sharpies at any hour of the day -or night. Even 3:34am when I’m doing my best toilet tweeting, oops, I mean ‘executive time’. The holiest of weeks. The week we celebrate 7/11. Now let’s hear it for all those first…