I have a “conceptual memory” of being there at the “birth” of this jerk-bag and punching his little genitalia so hard he slithered right back into his mama. 

Don’t know. Don’t care. (About Joe Alwyn that is. He was completely forgettable in this movie. And that’s quite a feat considering I was spellbound from the moment it began)

True.

Strangely enough, I don’t hate the Harry and Meghan one.

True.

Goddamn I miss those days of relative sanity. I miss not needing to hear about/ read about the president on an hourly basis.

I long for the day when the only Steve King I hear about is the one who creates FICTIONAL horror.

I know. People at work were asking me why I was crying in the break room.

Could be both?

She was too good for this world.

Props to you Emily for the fantastic Fishbone reference! You rock my socks!

Yes, but how do Mormons feel about Oreos mating with pickles?

Sending my and all my kitties love 💜

I’m ‘bout to set you on fire (like Firestarter - with my mindbrain!).?

“McConnells shoulder is okay. Hm.”

“Greenland Tells Trump That They Are Not For Sale, Actually!”

Only the most bigly people use it.

Dangit! I’m going to be muttering / singing

“Nothing is richer...”

I much prefer my dyslexic reading of this headline: