FUCK AMAZON!

“...are firmly into the road trip phase of their relationship...”

She is a great Dane(s)!

He loves the Danes. Calls them his favorite term:

I have a lovely bridge in New York I'd be most happy to sell him...

You and I could be separated at birth twins!

This bitch busted at the In- N- Out.

It is ugly as sin. But my experience with Skechers (as a retail worker who spends the entire day running around on my feet) is that they are crazy comfortable. The first pair I bought was like walking on clouds. I must therefore stand up in/ for these fugly shoes.

Signed.

I see you dropped by our apartment today. So sorry we missed you!   ;p

SHOOSHI (pronounced sushi)

It's like he just stepped out of an Irish Spring.

Eww indeed. Over the decades I’ve endured on this planet, many men have made my skin crawl. But none before ever made my flesh detach from my physical being and literally crawl out the damn door.

“...last month Gomez’s production company filed an application to trademark her name, under the auspice of launching a brand “in the realm of various beauty products including fragrances, cosmetics, skin care, hair care, soaps, moisturizers and essential oils.”

“They are great together when they are happy,” says the source.

Oooh! Chairman Chump is going to be so mad at those racists at Vanity Fair! (Especially since Graydon Carter renewed his ultimate own of Chump as “short fingered vulgarian” at Vanity Fair).

Mayor Pete is as dry as the current squatter in the Very White House is moist.

And when an infamous “pussy grabber” tells you who he is, believe him. Don’t vote for him

I’m already lining up to buy my ticket.

Im the one that should be apologizing, always knew I should’ve cast you in it.