I had a good friend from college tell me that she thinks we have access to too much information these days, and then said (I wish I were kidding, I used to be quite close with her) "Like with Bill Cosby. Why do we need to know about what happened twenty years ago? It just makes everyone upset."

Family Christmas get-together last night. It only took about half an hour for my idiot uncle to start talking about Bill Cosby, and how most of his accusers are probably "coked up skanks."

"The first time someone calls you a horse, you punch him on the nose. The second time someone calls you a horse, you call him a jerk. But the third time someone calls you a horse, well, perhaps it's time to start shopping for a saddle."

Shit. He found us out! All women are part of some massive conspiracy to ruin some random college guy's life. We hold a lottery every week to determine our latest victim and activate the feminist terror cell nearest his location.

Completely.

Creepy guys love the word "cuddle". I have learned it is a red flag during online dating. Just weirdos.

I love how the second guy uses the phrase "stay home girlfriend" like you would "indoor cat." Like there are zero pretensions about the fact that he wants to lock you up in his apartment all day after dressing you like a dolly.

WTF! Average body size?

BuzzFeed reports that when twin elephants (which are so rare that they happen "only .5 percent of the time") are born, other elephants actually help the mother take care of them, which omgwhatwhatwhat.

ugh, another street harassment story. #yesallkittays

All the inane zooming around furniture and excited growling makes me miss my childhood dog. A little Matlese named Sassy. :(

I am so happy that he has been charged, but this whole thing makes me feel so gross on the inside. I loved Q, I listened to it for years. I had close friends with whom we would joke about Jian being our "radio boyfriend". We went to every live taping that we could. And what makes me sick to my stomach is that that…

What I'm most surprised by is how Vladimir Putin finds the time to referee. That guy is everywhere.

Well, since our delightful policies in the 80s got the whole vile brouhaha going in the first place (Iran-Contra, anybody?) we like to play hear/see/speak no evil monkey with it now.

But what will happen to all the men Saving Room for Cats? http://savingroomforcats.tumblr.com/

Looks like Bobo is a nogo, his dating prowess is soso, seems like just another dudebro.

I heard the cat was sitting right there with them when she asked him to go to a movie and she didn't even think to invite the cat.

"Cease your apathy. This concerns all of us."

Now that whole rape thing, that's just an isolated incident. But being unable to get turnt this weekend, that concerns all of us.

Not cool by John Hopkins, we all know these students have a constitutional Right To Paaaarrrttaaaayyyy as given to us by our founding fathers, the Beastie Boys.