I’m pregnant, I drink with dinner, eat lunch meat, drink coffee and GASP! Don’t need anyone’s advice, because I have educated myself on the risks. Thank yoooou.

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

Better than hopeless boners. And I would know.

Well, she's fricking gorgeous... so... there's that.

Actual CIA (Crawfish Intelligence Agency) on the subject.

"[The victims] were told that only those who get castrated will be able to meet God,"

Let me guess, the guru is exempt from this spiritual requirement (obv sacrificing for the good of of the flock) and the only way the women can meet god is by sleeping with the only member of the congregation with testicles

When I was in my twenties, they just rolled their eyes and walked away. It was very effective.

From the flames, to the hair, to the white trash 'stache, to the terrible t-shirt, to the dog tags... this guy could not be more Florida unless he had an orange in one hand and a Bugs Bunny .gif in the other.

First of all, let me apologize on behalf of the well educated population of Saudi Arabia. This guy obviously either purchased his degree from college or attended classes sleeping, and I'm really ashamed of him saying such a thing. He is one of those people who rely on bullshit claims and illogical arguments set by…

The Middle East will be transformed overnight as soon as the women stand up and tell idiots like this that they will no longer submit. It would be a dangerous revolution to start but the entire region would literally be hurled into the 21st century if this were to happen.

maybe this?

all reportedly between 13 and 15 years of age. Police are recommending to the district attorney's office that they be charged with first- and second-degree sexual assault of a child.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

For the life of me I don't understand how can people get this wrong, and English is not even my first language.

The fact that Lindsay Lohan can afford a vacation to French Polynesia and I can't even afford a vacation to American Florida is proof that there is no justice in the world.

The Chikungunya virus inside Lohan is in very good company.