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Yes, I am not sizing up someone's attractiveness when they approach me on the street, I am sizing up their threat level. If I meet someone in a calmer, safer environment, then I might think about how attractive they are.

"Well, he screamed something explicit at me on the sidewalk and I was so touched and turned on that I doubled back to talk to him and now we're a couple" said no woman ever in the history of human beings.

I've been staring at this trying to get how this could be in reference to football or specifically turnovers at all. I get how the first part could, at a stretch, pass. But the second part??? How on earth does "Shh, just let it happen" reference the other team? The innuendo is not only clear, it's really the only

So we've got Texas, teenagers, misogyny from football players, tone-deaf "defenses," feigned innocence, and a Native American "warrior" mascot. I'm just going to assume somebody's already gotten BINGO and I can put away my cards and stampers?

Jian Ghomeshi is a creepy abuser who is using "kink" as a cover-up for his terrible behavior, but what continually bothers me about pieces like this where an experienced "kinkster" (and, lordy, how that word makes me cringe) proselytizing about the "rules" of kink and the "right way" to beat the shit out of your

McAllisters top concerns are supporting "legislation and programs aimed at expanding American oil and gas production, protecting the rights of the unborn, and defending the liberties granted under the Second Amendment."

The Supreme Court ruled today that men convicted of "minor" domestic violence crimes can be barred from owning or possessing guns. This is kind of bare minimum stuff, but after yesterday's birth control bloodbath, we'll take what we can get.

If I found out I was pregnant at a bar, my reaction would be "Whelp, better make it a double!" as I frantically called Planned Parenthood, but then again I'm an irresponsible hoor

A sample size of 37? Entirely self reported information? Hilarious animations? This is the scienciest science that has ever been scienced. This can be added to the official list of "Things Every Woman Wants No Matter What She Says to the Contrary, According to Science".