I'm with Miley. I don't want a man to wear jean on jean on jean in public for me but, like the way God got Abraham to nearly kill his son Isaac to prove his devotion, I want him to put it on and walk towards the door. I'll stop him just before he walks out, of course. I don't want that being seen in public.

I agree. I am 100% for body positivity and self-acceptance. I'm fat, and I'm trying to be less fat, but in the meantime I'm still going to try to love my body, because otherwise I'd be miserable every waking second of the day. But I think body positivity should exist in conjunction with, rather than replace,…

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I see it all the time. Female roles almost always require some form or nudity. And usually for the very young roles too. Of course nothing under age, but a breakdown of "age 18 and nudity required" is so common to be disturbing.

In NYS teachers are required to call and make a report about children showing signs of neglect. Children coming to school in unwashed clothes or unbathed are hallmark signs of neglect. Teachers will often speak to the parents first in the hopes of not having to involve the authorities. If this was a regular…

I had to do a lot of scrolling to figure out if this was two dicks one mouth or two mouths one dick because apparently graphics in primary colors at the start of an article take too much deduction effort on my part.

+1 Stacy London.

God dammit! This is the #1 way I want to be "buried". Second option: tie my corpse to hundreds of balloons so it can float to Disneyland.

OK internet commenter.

Dear lame frat boys of the world: None of you will ever dress as well as Scott Disick. EVER.

I find this one sort of cute. The humor is gentle, the tone is whimsical, and there's a marked lack of either rape references or threats of cunt punting.

Approves.

arachnoiditis

So dreamy! And when he plays that flute, so brooding...

Prince Eric was based on pictures of a young Jon Hamm, you know.

Prince Eric is pretty cute.

Babies are assholes. It's only fair.

I mean, I didn't.

For the legal protections, I suppose. There's risks involved with being in a long-term relationship with someone and not being married (if you have the ability to do so), because if something happens to your partner you have no control over their estate or their treatment. Then there's the life/health insurance issue.

Can we do this every week?! Please!