Definitely the back of an elephant's head, but at first I thought it was Mommy Rock and Daddy Rock kissing Baby Rock goodnight.

OMG. RPatz IS EDWARD.

Sounds like now they're in the market for a new social media expert! I'm available for a mere $24.95 a tweet— or $124.95 for the deluxe package that includes common sense and respect for basic humanity.

Yes! This! I love Jezebel, but sometimes I want to be like "calm down everyone! Things are allowed to happen without the need for cries of outrage. Sometimes things happen that are okay." People are pissed because Reese Witherspoon was "put in" a tight dress and McCarthy was not.

Right. Sure. That's definitely it.

That's what I speculated when this was announced. Ron probably took him aside, threw an arm over his shoulder and growled "Kid, I've been in this game a long time. I have done some shit, lemme tell ya. I was in that Conan the Barbarian remake where the "star" had his eyebrows waxed until he looked like a soap opera…

Umm, I think Charlie Hunnam has officially been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Here's the problem with anyone who looks at cancer drug trials that are now shut down because of the GOP gov't shutdown and says, "Oh yeah, those are just trials so it's not a guarantee of effective treatment." For those who have no other options, it's not only their last chance to try something that at least made it…

YES YES YES YES YES !!!!!!!!!!
THANK GOD and HIS LUMPY BLUE SWEATER!

Oh honey, that man is already 100% Beefcake.

Because he realized that there is only one, true person who can be in this movie and that his BURT REYNOLDS! He is a believer! #50shadesofburtanddolly

I completely get what you're saying and I agree. It's as if the experiences of Latina, Asian, Middle Eastern, Eastern European/Turkic, and poor white women don't exist on Jezebel, and that trend is really starting to get on my nerves. Maybe it's the fact that I live in a really diverse area where black women are far…

Okay, look. There are certainly tons of assholes when it comes to discussions about weight. Literally there are tons of them. But it's not super helpful to dismiss everyone who thinks that there's an obesity crisis in this country as fat-shaming jackasses. It's also kind of frustrating that every time there's an…

That goes both ways, right? If she decides she wants to accept one of those endorsements people don't get to be pissed and act like she betrayed a cause?

I disagree. A marriage isn't about getting gifts, it's about publicly declaring your commitment. If I have broke friends, I'm just happy they made time to show up.

Zack Morris. There is no other ultimate first crush for a girl my age.

I get what you are getting at, but I also think of Pinterest as a place to save things that I would otherwise lose. So, if I were tooling around the internet and saw a dress I might want to wear for a formal event, I would pin it even though I don't have any formal events on my calendar, possibly for years. Similarly,…

I am wondering how many sandwiches this chick had to make.

"Then one day someone from the colonies wanted me imprisoned for crimes against humanity, but I just brushed it off and visited the corgis."

Off. That queen better count her lucky stars that one of those boys didn't fall in love with me. Those chapter titles would be a hell of a lot different: