Hey, nobody puts the Obamas in a corner.

This website got quoted in a tabloid in This Week in Tabloids.

I love that Obama is even considered by some to be "radical" at this point. That's how you can really sort out people who know politics and people who SAY they know politics. I just want to laugh and laugh and laugh and have those laughs turn into bees, just swarms of bees flying angrily out of my mouth flying after…

It seems like the solution to all of this is to not give your 6 year old your Apple password. Just a thought.

There is something specifically awesome about little kids when they jump. It's like they aren't 100% sure they are going to land and they might just go floating off if they don't concentrate hard enough.

THAT is why I love that man.

Yes they do. A lady friend of mine was a bass player for a local band and used to get messages like this alllll the time. A few of us had access to the bands account though, and when we had spare time we would track down and forward the messages to their parents, aunts, uncles, siblings, grandparents etc. and let…

All of that seems like really, really good advice.

But I have a more, um, rudimentary question:

The mattress — Do I sleep on top of it? Or does it sleep on top of me?

Thanks in advance.

If arson in bed is wrong, I don't want to be right.

I SHUT THE BEDROOM WINDOW BUT NOW THE RACCOONS ARE UNDER THE BED!

It exists. Unfortunately, you have to make the job yourself. By definition, any job in which you have a boss pretty much sucks. Then you make your own little business and become the boss and the you have no one to blame for the suckiness of the job but yourself. I don't know why it makes a difference that you are…

I'd much rather have a company be "Hey, we're delicious and also terrible for you." than all the other companies out there pretending their food is healthy.

I gotta admit...I like the idea of a company being like "Hey, you're an adult and can make adults decisions about what you put in your body. Eat this if you want to eat this."

I can count on one hand the number of times I've eaten Cinnabon in the past ten years, but each of those times, I had 100% decided that 1000…

Gentlemen, gentlemen. We can reach common ground here. Whether you're trying to control women by restricting their rights and blaming them for rape if they're even slightly uncovered, or reinforcing the idea that they are ultimately decorative objects to be held to an impossible standard of beauty, at least we can all…

agreed... i also think if you are going to do a cover, it should be very different from the original.

Oh, they really do. And if you teach them even the tiniest amount about things like sexism and civil rights, they get it SO quickly, it's amazing. My son literally DOES NOT understand why anyone would be against things like gay marriage. (He has lived in a world pretty free of religious fundamentalism) To him, it just…

Star chefs were meant to cry?

Agreed. Diet and weight are such touch points for people, it seems like it's difficult for anyone to say anything about it without someone getting upset. I mean, the OP essentially just said, "Hey! Moderation is great! Eat and exercise moderately, and you can lose weight!"

I truly think the word 'diet' needs to be umm "taken back" - it has truly been turned into a different term than it used to be. I can't count the number of times I have eaten a salad or vegetables instead of french fries and had someone ask if I'm on a diet. Uhhh no, I'm just eating.