He who controls the Spicer, controls the universe.

Slow 1980s movie style clap, my friend. <3

I may not wish for a slice of cake, and it’s way early, but I’m suddenly struck with the craving for cocktail with the smooth, smooth taste of Casamingo’s Tequila. Hmmm... Maybe after I finish my cereal.

I thought it was well done and enjoyed it. Also, I’m a 40 something year old white lady who lives in a white suburb in a blue state. I ooze white privilege. The only thing missing is the “Coexist” bumper sticker on my late model SUV. This way I can tell my car from the others when I park at the Farm Share. If we can’t…

I had cancer twice before I was 25. Explain to me how I was “doing the wrong thing”. Other than “not dying the first time”. Fuck me sideways, it just keeps getting worse.

My 70 year old mother has the same jacket from Chicos.

Aw, the pretty girl is sorry. Let’s buy her a present. Shucks.

Thanks for the interpretation. I’m a medical person, so my history lessons ended when I was a junior in high school (1988 -ish). But I can boldly interpret labs and figure out what’s wrong with someone with aplomb. I appreciate your detailed response.

I never really thought about the constitutionality of the draft. But don’t hold your breath over the supreme court agreeing that it’s unconstitutional. I find it infuriating that the people who want this war so badly are ones who don’t run the risk of having their kids drafted.

“I can shoot someone in the street and I’d still win”. That’s when I started inventorying our emergency kit and updating passports. I didn’t sit through 10 years of hebrew school holocaust education without some of it sinking in.

As an occasional lab coat wearer, I’m happy with a slimmer cut because I look like I’m wearing a borrowed jacket in a unisex style. The advertising is awful though.

There’s been a rule that specifies a ban on “freak” dancing. 2nd to last prom before I’m an empty nester. :)

Back when my kids were little, I had to leave the house to be judged by other mothers. Get off my lawn.

I doubt he read it.

I’m sure Kony could use some more attention too. When I was a kid, people lost careers over saying shit like this. I guess it’s better to know who hates you for your gene pool rather that it be a surprise?

I hope you are able to get it tested. I am a 20+ year lymphoma survivor. I too am hoping for benign!

It’s a Yom Tov day so a bigly percentage of devout Jews are off the grid until tomorrow at sundown. Sadly, in the Venn diagram of crazy, the devout “DT loves Israel and I love Israel, so I love DT” crowd will have missed this fresh hell.

My inference is that the secret service is largely comprised of whoremongers. (to borrow the Penceian terminology)

I hear you lady, I’m sorry you voted too.

Nothing says “you’ve arrived” quite like a mid century row home in Port Richmond.