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Jem Stephens
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Finally the English will have their revenge!

As an adaptation of Heinlein's novel, it is an insulting, unmitigated mess. As a satire of gung-ho jingoism, it's a ham-fisted riot, served with a tasty side of curly fries.

I thought it was a mess, but reviews say it's genius. I can't decide if I'm wrong.


Exactly. I like watching it, but it is kind of a mess. By far the best character is Ruby Rhod.

Have you ever heard of a waterslide getting stuck?

it's pretty well-known that subway "footlongs" consistently only measure up to 11". so 168.5 of these subs would only put you at 154.5 feet.. you'd actually need 183.3 subs to get to the top.

You be the judge.

This still haunts us all.

Hellboy 2. Come on, we need a third one! Pretty please?

I have to admit, I want to see a movie about Noomi Rapace and the severed head of Michael Fassbender flying around the universe looking for the creators of humanity. Maybe they'll meet Optimus Prime and have a party.

Contact!

"The truth is...

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The One isn't a great movie, but this final scene is the greatest thing ever. And I wanted a whole movie about Evil Jet Li conquering an evil dimension full of evil people.

District 9

The Matrix. How would Neo free the humans? What would the Matrix be like if massive amounts of people start realizing they live in a world of superheroes?

The sons of bitches....

And it's not even close.