"Tis but a scratch."

I think this pretty much says it all.

Ask and the internet shall provide.

Proof of the irresponsibility of scientists. They should be focusing on giving us lightsabers, instead of computers!

I think we all need to stop and ask how this can be applied to Rule 34.

I hate these things... what's the point? I don't drive any safer around those cars than I do any other car.

"Vendor with Walkman" should be renamed "Michael Moore Slowly Crushing Chair"

I have no idea what you're talking about. Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

They must have "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver" playing over the loud speakers continuously throughout the race.

Ground Control to Major Toad..

You missed the best part of the episode... this week's title screen tagline was NOT THE EPISODE WITH THE DEAD DOG

OH, GOD!

Please. He knows where his towel is and he has the Hitchhikers Guide with the words "Don't Panic" written in large, friendly letters. Pre. Pared.

30 entries and only one other woman so far! We can do better. Hell, we've got a half dozen votes for Batman and Dr. Who respectively but no love for Major Samantha Carter.

I have a theory.

In amazingly geeky related news. William Shatner and Adam Baldwin have been having back and forth "arguments" and "shit talking" over on Twitter. Absolutely hilarious. If you don't follow either you're missing out.

This guy?