it’s some very strange narcissism

I am rewatching The OC and all of their teeth are natural and it’s so ALARMING to me now but it shouldn’t be? Let teeth live.

It’s on Hillary’s website in merch

This is grade-A productive internet commenting

Had this album on repeat in my car since the release party (WHICH I ATTENDED AND GOT A PIC WITH HER)... it is great and she is adorable and this video makes me *need* to find a girl to kiss like right now.

omg staaaaaaahp

This is good.

I *love* both bananas and mayo, and this picture made me retch

Now seems like as good a time as any to note that while Kim’s tape is... not good, Paris’ tape is TERRIBLE.

That was in the heyday of sex tapes though! When Paris called the paps and had them photograph her buying like 12 copies of her OWN sex tape. What a time.

IDK man as a lesbian lady I would FOR SURE have sex with DtherockJ so... don’t see why that wouldn’t apply across the board.

Butt sex? She said non-penetrative is ok!

I guess my real question is, did he really beat Shaq at basketball? Always been v. impressed.

Because the criteria is WHICH IS WORST and Judge Judy is NEVER the worst.

Top Chef beating Botched is the clincher for me that people are NOT voting for the most depressingly indicative of our society option, but rather the one they like better. THIS IS WHY NANCY JO SALES IS GONE, BECAUSE WE CAN’T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS.

Ah gotchya, read it as you saying that commenters would be more in favor of the suspension/arrest were she male

Um, a suspension for assaultive behavior absolutely will be brought up by colleges

But the school didn’t have her arrested, the mother did.

Any unwanted, no-real-harm-done touching warrants detention. Repeatedly, suspension.

Yeah, no. I’m an adult woman and a man touched my ass on the street the other day and a cop could SEE US and nothing happened. Women are for consumption! Never forget it.