Thank you.

Connecticut seems very pearl-clutchy to me

I LITERALLY USE THE PHRASE "HARRY AND THE HENDERSON-ING" ALL THE TIME. I love you.

I quite frankly do not believe anyone ever even considers hating on Beyonce

LOL at them showing this over footage of pro-life activists...

Get it. It had no affect whatsoever on my sex drive, and I stopped getting my period (I am still healthy, I get checked regularly, apparently this happens). No worries, no problems.

Get one, they're amazing, best decision of my life.

After careful consideration, I think her nipple looks normal.

lol girl what? The picture is of her hair.

Before I even read this, I cannot stop giggling at your link to a 47 minute lion hunt video. We're locked in for the night!

"First of all there are probably balls" lol. That is all.

Perhaps it loses some cred because of how much of a college-town-city it is? But that's totally a guess. Madison is great. I'm from the Twin Cities and I can vouch fully for their spots on this list.

I cited sources, child.

Surviving is the bare minimum.

Beating the odds within her community and based on her personal circumstances. This was implied, I was correct in my phrasing.

You have absolutely no place diminishing the accomplishments of a girl who was living under enormous disadvantages that did, in fact, weigh heavily against her graduating from high school. Last year the U.S. had its highest high school graduation rate in 40 years, at 75% (http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archi…).…

Alright, I have nothing to do right now. What exactly is your justification for your original comment? Explain to me how that's not a horrid, elitist, pointlessly mean thing to say.

Where does garbage like you come from