I feel like US weekly is commiting what should be a cardinal sin of entertainment journalism by not clarifying as to which Michelle Williams he dated.

I hate the wanton use of the word "hater". It tends to discourage self reflection and realization of how awful one truly is.

Why is it that whenever anyone offers an opinion that is contrary to someone else's or dares to question something, they are automatically a "HATER"? Who can be bothered or care enough to be polarised into dipshidiot labelling like that?

I don't think the people who criticised Sofia hate her. I don't hate her either.…

Where have I seen this "I ang so crayssy! I'm a kooky Latina!" act before? Oh, yeah. Charo, circa late '70s. *sigh*

Regardless of the merits of actual sexism vs. ironic sexism, I don't fathom the argument that Vergara's approval automatically makes it not sexist. It's as if #womenagainstfeminism wasn't an actual, scarcely month-old thing. Women are perfectly capable of upholding the status quo.

This outfit is stupid, and yet she looks 1000x better than Britney did, plus you get bonus points in my book for not giving a fuck and having fun.

It should be a microwave box and not a big one, like a refrigerator box.

As a Michigander, I find your comment a bit insulting. As a seal enthusiast, I find it awesome.

Thank you. It's not an original - I had heard it some place else a while ago and would give proper credit if I could remember where I heard it.

i am going to go with my first reading of this, where i thought it said her bff was aubrey graham, which is a better story imo.

George Will, is that you?

I don't hate Beyonce — she's really good at what she does — but I do think it's a bad idea to be too reverent about anyone. And I think the VMAs have gone from being an antidote to an awards show that takes itself too seriously, to becoming that awards show that takes itself too seriously.

It's the least she could do after destroying all those homes with that wrecking ball in the first place.

Do balls float in the bathtub and WHY HAS NO MAN EVER ANSWERED THAT AND WHY DO THEY ALL RUN AWAY WHEN I ASKED?

What I REALLY want is a way to temporarily remove my excess boobage. Like, when I want to wear a cute strappy little cocktail dress and the sophisticated system of trusses and pullies required to keep my girls where they belong just isn't practical.

I'm a fully licensed pediatrician. Here's me with one of my favorite patients:

I could totally see this being a thing for wealthy celebrities. Want a bigger rack to fill out that plunging neckline for the Oscars, but don't want to lose the ability to rock a more streamlined look? Want to play a bombshell character in a movie, then go back to being you? This is probably less than a week's worth…

The program cuts out the wait - i.e. you see them going into the box, then you see them coming out of the box.

"They're making them, what more do you want?!"

Well apparently my tits are too small for their bras. They like deciding who gets to be a woman and who doesn't.