Axe smells like headaches and athsma. Oh wait, that's just what it triggers, at least for everyone who is not a 16-year old boy...

I have a ground floor apartment in a major U.S. city, sooooooooooooo.... this gives me a full-on case of the "icks" and the "scareds" and the *sobs*

"This chart shows the cars most likely to be stolen... huh, this should be interesting. Surely nobody wants my boring Honda Accor—oh, shit." <- exactly what went though my mind just now.

"#MyAnacondaWasWayUp" No Drake. Please don't type things like that.

Thank you. I...I guess I will come out and be openly gay now. Just like I've been since I was 17. I wouldn't have ever had the courage to do this without you and hope that we can continue to be friends.

It's not really that novel, is it? Weren't Friends and HIMYM and even stuff like the Office rom-coms?

Because insurance fraud.

I'm happy she got the locket back.

I thought from the beginning it was an insurance scam.

police racism is a problem and militarisation is another problem, we can talk about both

The feds had extra equipment and needed to repurpose it. It's seemingly less risky to give it to our own policing agencies than folks in other countries.

Its not a coincidence that the cops started cracking down tonight. They knew the autopsy report was going to drop and this is a great way to both distract from it and use the few protesters seeking confrontations as a way to build support for the police and their actions. The cops may be heavy handed and just plain…

I feel weird when people are praising police for not assaulting protesters.

Is it bad that I still can't believe TRL is no longer a thing? It just seemed like something tailored made to last a while, what with teens picking what's popular and giving their reasons why. Then came all the reality shows and YouTube and dammit, I'm sounding so old. I'm not!

I'm curious as well, in the case of Steubenville, Scientology, they have probably done more good than harm. In the case of Lulzsec/Antisec, it is probably a little more gray, though they brought a lot of attention to how insecure many of our institutional computer systems are. They fucked up here, but of course…

Thank you, Kara. Another aspect to the importance of social media is this: reporters losing their jobs. AP used to have a dozen stringers in my state, now there are 3. One of the larger papers in my state just closed down their state house bureau and laid off the guy who has been on that beat for 26 years. The…

WHA WHA WAH

When ex-military are commenting that they rolled lighter in Afghanistan than "police" in St. Louis, I think that is an indication that the terrorists did actually win.
They have turned us into them.

99% of the time, I hate Twitter. I find it even more narcissistic than Instagram (I will deal with your selfie coming across your feed, but I DO NOT NEED your grammatically incorrect life updates every five seconds about how you're eating cereal for breakfast).

Your friend's roommate should have realised she was getting a bad deal. I would need for more than $45 to watch Garden State again.