When I read the first three words of your comment, I was convinced it was going to be "My friend's roommate earned 3 zillion dollars last week sitting on her ass looking at her computer" spam messages.

[I am engaging in an internet campaign to spread kindness. I'd like to make the following modest suggestion to advertisers.]

Yeah, that's what I always think when I see these pieces. Everybody's like, "They don't really care about our self-esteem! They just want to sell us shampoo!" Obviously. Advertising will always exist, so it's better if it has a positive message than a negative one. Still trying to sell stuff.

Here's the difference between the Under Armour ad and the Dove ads: The UA ad was about overcoming challenges, working hard, and persevering in spite of the naysayers while the Dove ads (and their ilk) are about shaming women for their feelings that products like Dove perpetuate.

This week is like a nesting doll of awful. You think you've reached the end of it and, oops, more awful.

I hate this fucking movie. I especially hate the ending.

Yesssssss. And the cradle of love don't rock easily, it's true.

[W]hy hold back on the name of the man responsible for all of this unrest? Stories of death threats while police are arresting people like French for "not listening" and reporters like the Washington Post's Wesley Lowery for having a camera in a McDonald's or firing tear gas into people's neighborhoods is not reason…

If you're going to arrest someone for a bullshit reason, at least make sure your protocol is perfect. Jeez.

I don't blame her at all. I don't think apologizing on behalf of her son is the same as shaming him (as the article suggests) or turning her back on him. She doesn't say he's a bad person, she doesn't say he's scum. She said he's made a bad choice and fell in with the wrong crowd.

Assuming she blindly follows her faith demeans her intelligence. And based on her article, she seems quite thoughtful about her faith and affiliation with the Mormon Church.

In theory, it's equally applied to both men and women, but in practice, women are often held more responsible for preventing sex from happening and treated more harshly when it does happen.

Not if you attend BYU, apparently.

Really? You can guide a child. Teach them proper morals. Teach them respect. Do everything right and nothing wrong. In the end it all boils down to whatever they take from all that. There's been plenty of shitacular parents who had great kids. It is what it is.

It's been less than 48 hours, and people are doing their damnedest to out-shithead each other. You suck, human race.

Kate Middleton and her mother-in-law, the Queen of England, are not getting along

This week in the Internet: American race relations, the increasing police state in urban areas, internet trolls and depression and/or suicide.

Well Judge McJudgeypants! If that is the way you feel I will just continue to not have children. hmph!

If I want to pay other members of society to take responsibility for me, that is my right as an Murican!

I have asked myself this same question when out of ritalin.