In the 5-6 years or so that I have been hearing about Blake Lively I have yet to learn anything about her that I would qualify as "interesting." She's just the textbook definition of basic.

I disagree

BUT EGR, GIFs ARE MY LIFE!

Before Ariana Grande he dated Ariana Tall and will move on to Ariana Venti.

I just recently figured out who Ariana Grande is thanks to a helpful commercial trying to sell me some stupid phone thing. Apparently she is the source of that ear-shattering shrieking in that song that keeps getting played constantly. You know, the one where some guy says "I got one less problem without ya" and then…

Yeah I imagine Diane's DGAF levels were pretty high toward the end of her marriage. Well, we know they were, because she went on TV and was like, "My husband cheated on me a whole bunch. I don't care who knows it. PEACE OUT ROYAL FAMILY."

I know, right?! The traffic is going to be really light in the days following.

I love this response. I get irrationally annoyed at bumper stickers that say, "In the event of rapture, this car will be unmanned!" I mean, aren't we getting just a little bit overconfident now?

I, for one, cannot wait for the Rapture, just so these annoying religious nut wads leave.

I remember a Bible study in 1999 where a girl broke down weeping over how sad she was that when all the righteous were raptured on NY (or NYE? Unclear even then), my Catholic ass would be left behind because I wouldn't get myself saved in her evangelical church. It was amazing to watch the mania build and build and…

I live in Texas. If our zealot home school community is raptured, I 'm going to take my chances down here. Is anyone else watching The Leftovers?

I know I shouldn't feed you, but it's been a rough day and I've had it with trolls. So please, do us all a favour and go fuck yourself with a cactus.

This was my favorite.

EDIT: Meant for this response to be visible to the entire Jezebel staff, hope they see it.

and why does he think in a post w/ 100s of comments, that the author will catch the tip every time? There's a fucking email line for that.

I disagree. This is a totally public walking-the-walk move on the staff's part... Like 90% of the messaging on Jezebel is "Women, speak up for yourself!" and now the staff is doing just that not only for themselves but also for their audience. Good on them.

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

There are possible solutions/mitigation methods for this issue - putting a waiting period on created burner accounts before they can post images, limiting the number of images that can be posted on a burner account within a certain period of their creation, etc. - but I doubt Denton is willing to do anything that…

Wow, thank you guys so much for writing this. To be honest, the mods have been dealing with this on and off for years. It's never been as bad as this. But back when we had main page abilities, we were able to remove the content alongside authors and tech. It helped protect our readers, our writers, everyone. It's…

How can we support you? What can readers/commenters do to push Gawker Media into action?