Per USA today, bridges are getting failing grades all over the nation due to lack of national funding. Per NYT, our National Highway Trust Fund is currently funded in a stop-gap style. Education is generally funded on a state and local level but feel free check out the numbers on No Child Left Behind funding by New…

Yeah, their bras make me look like I am a saggy four-boobed alien- when I can find them in my size.

Are we equating breast size with femininity, VS? Because, if that is your measurement of femininity, then you are turning away the *most* feminine of us ladies with your limited selection of the larger sizes, weakass straps, and cardboard-like cups.

Should Chelsea get treatment? Yes. (I don't even believe she should be in jail so....)

Sorry. The rules in section 492.b state that anything under 10 days is whoring around.

They kill her with tea for two...

I have fond memories of drinking and smoking- then just when I was about to run out of steam- coffee and smoking. Then back to drinking and, of course, smoking.

2:30 AM, obviously.

I am glad you pointed that out. (I skimmed and missed it the first time.)

What if I like the smell of freshly mowed grass better than both? Does that make me a cow? MOO.

I am okay with snakeskin print and I love a good trench and boots.

Axe didn't exist when I was in middle school... back in the day the boys just smelled of body odor. Was it a better time? Through the lens of nostalgia... maybe.

I'm an old who hangs out with other olds- until your statement, I had no idea what Axe smelled like.

Ewww. I can't believe you're recommending actually drinking Goldschlager to Adultosaur.... (the vomiting is totally fine tho)

I told my husband I wanted a moat (for our little house) because I wanted a badass drawbridge. Now, I also want an alligator too because the cool drawbridge is no longer my only reason for the moat :-(

Freudian slip, much? I mean, admitting that you're gay when asked is what all the closeted homosexuals say. ;-)

If you do not feel like picking Grey's back up- may I suggest Cabin in the Woods?

Hey now... some of us just languish down there not being fuck ups.

All Zach Braff based media, except for Scrubs, are charged on a per minute basis. ;-)

LOL. How about: My friends roomate, who was not my friend, made 45 dollars an hour watching Garden State. She then bought a BMW with her crazy Garden State watching earnings.