My friend's roommate made me watch this when it first came out because in her opinion it was the best movie ever. That was how I discovered that my friend's roommate and I could never actually be friends.

THAT is Baby Idol...

Ms. ChanandlerBong only reads the tv guide (if my memory serves me correctly)

Wow. You are super nice!

Don't join the Forest.

Grapefruit is at #2.

Excuse me... That was the "millennial feminist prospective for rich vaginas conference."

There is a Bugs cutting off Texas gif! I've seen it!

Me too... me too...

Caught in a landslide- No escape from reality

It was kinda thoughtful tho- don't you think?

I can't wait until he gets to Ariana Trenta...

In order to see the internet explode- I would like to suggest

Most political advisers are paid shills- however, she is a paid shill for the other side and I assume she picked that side because she believes in it. A well-spoken person with experience in the political arena who believes in the cause has to be more interesting than a former reality tv show contestant (winner?) who…

I have been married less than 5 years :-) Adjust the crazy scale accordingly?

They got Nicole Wallace? That's actually pretty exciting. I always thought that The View might be more interesting if the Republican lady could actually explain her viewpoint rather than just repeating after Fox News. Hasselbeck was all scream and no substance.

Have you had to turn down a shower of some kind yet?

Yeah, I have never done announcements of any kind. I am not Lady Mary- why would I do that? It's totally illogical to me because no one cares (outside those I would tell in person) and I'd rather use the money for something else.

"I wouldn't have come, but the invitation would have been nice."

You know, I hadn't invited her but think about how embarrassing that letter would be if I had sent one and it was just held up in the mail. I mean, I hadn't sent out save the date cards- I had the laziest wedding: Beach, BBQ, Family, DONE- so it wasn't like she could compare notes on more than one item.