Sometimes people surprise you.

Joke is on Satan then... I'm fine with butter or margarine! Mwahahahahah

I <3 parenthetical asides, ellipses, and dashes... DO WHAT YOU CAN TO HELP THE CAUSE.

I spent the other day reading this and OH MY GOD.

I was thinking, "I don't see Barbie... I see a militant Jessica Wakefield."

Me too. I think it was 28.

It may be kind of dull but it will look incredible!

I agree with you entirely. Sadly, I think that *most* of Democratic Party is too many shades of corporate (as well as too spy-happy.) The problem for liberals seems to be that we want more progressive policies but we're so freaked out by the crazy right wing that we'll just take whatever the Dems throw our way.

Gore was *so* boring, Kerry was rich, pretentious awful, McCain lost his mind (Palin? his Iran song? WUT.), and Mitt was (also) rich, pretentious awful. I'm a liberal and I'm pleased that Obama won but, really, he would have had to work pretty hard to lose against those opponents.

"This is NOT the only way I release stress! I deal with stress head on in life DAMN it. These bitches don't know me. I need to do something! GAHHHH. I gotta relax. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO" and then the troll decided to take it out on all of us imaginary internet people on Jezebel.

No.... it can't be fresh pizza.

May I suggest pizza instead? (Yes, I have done it and it was glorious!)

It doesn't have to be good wine! You save the good wine for drinking.

Red wine stains. I'm just sayin...

The Season of Passage would be the one I would really want.

I feel so close to you right now. Your name is my fave drink, our faces are both overly approachable and we have please-don't-talk-to-me attitudes.

I'm okay.... as long as she leaves my Christopher Pike novels alone.

My hubby keeps trying to talk me into getting rid of a pair that I've had longer than we've been together!

I don't bother either.

Your friend went to Degrassi?!?!