His performance in Critters 3 was sublime.

I didn't know that Nick Jonas was in the running for the Tri-wizard cup!

My child once decided that I should have chocolate with me, in bed, to wake up to in the morning because I am grumpy when I wake up.

Trying for Brandon and ending up looking like David...

Why does Bieber always look like he's attempting to channel 1991 Brandon Walsh from 90210?

Argh... what is a less smelly caged pet? I mean, no one is usually in the office but me- but I don't want my office to stink...

There is nothing in the handbook that says I can't!!! WOO HOO! I'm getting a hamster for work!

As a hobbit, I find this entire episode offensive.

Yeah... I'm talking about 1st degree murder because, like rape, it's something you choose to do.

It's totally logical.

It's only at 47%

I like to wander around my house taking off my glasses and shaking my hair out of it's ponytail and announcing that I'm beautiful now!

You know what? I don't want Ryan Reynolds as my husband. He's not my type- I think he's kinda bland looking. I used to get him confused with Dane Cook. He was, however, fabulous in that movie, Buried. Two thumbs way up.

I have not gone to the Preserve website itself- I can't. I just know that I won't respect myself afterwards.

You are not pathetic- you are the best. I have never thought to google BSC- and that is pathetic because nostalgia is awesome. I am now going down the rabbit hole that you have so wonderfully provided. When I get back- you and I should work on cementing our long and fruitful friendship where we, two grown ass people,…

Let me Lively that for you!

When you read snark that seamless do you want to reach out and ask if they want to go review, I dunno, a Michael Bay movie with you?

Inez, Estelle, and Garcin would be better to spend eternity with than whoever (Lively or intern?) wrote this crap.

The entertainment weekly (re-link here) article/review is a goddamn snarky treasure. Is this normal for them? Do I need to start reading their reviews?

Looking at Justin Bieber, I can't help but laugh. My brain now automatically recasts him as Kate McKinnon from SNL doing him and it's hilarious.