She did? When?

Well, I was drunk when I got it.

Yeah, but it would have been about book 2, Claudia and the Phantom Phone Calls...

He has- at work. We haven't made any babies together yet.

Yeah, he'll buy tampons, pads, whatever I need and without complaint; and usually he'll come home with it and flowers, or my fave cookies, or just something to make me smile if it's that time of the month. He'll listen to me moan about cramps or whatnot- but not the gore aspects.

Right? I mean, my husband is a paramedic and he runs out of the room when I start talking about my period. I'm like, "Honey! You go to car crashes where people have lost limbs! My natural monthly cycle should be like nothing to you!"

I believe that Whataburger's milkshakes are made of this material too.

Ricky is that guy.

(My rule was that I'll only stand in line if there is a band or something that I want to see on the inside. Otherwise, other places have gin and tonics too! So, what I'm sayin is that we should have been young (old) people friends)

Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: she that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have entrance into the club without waiting in line... because, really, if you have to wait in line...

Damnit! I was rooting for George to turn this shit around. Sell the BMW and go out and make a difference in the world.

Maybe George plans on donating some of that sweet Google cash to HRC? Or maybe George is just an asshole...

I think his "milking it" is him trying to stay in the public eye in hopes that he can stay alive and out of jail for as long as possible.

If only the owned a coffee shop or something... I like cute kids, I like cute dudes, I like a good grande vanilla mocha- this would be my version of heaven.

Damn. Sounds like you have a lot of work in front of you.

They should have advertised the movie with the Angel of Verdun propaganda they use in the movie!

It's pretty amazing, right? I just found out that every day at around 5PM- I'm pregnant!

Dawn really was their Scrappy Doo.

"social media accounts linked to their real names."

Soft focus and lots of shadows? (It's not like they can go out into the light anyways ;) )