She may be bland but holy shit that hair is magic. 

My mother had bought herself some drugstore mascara in Paris because she lost hers, and I’m obsessed with it, so much so that I asked (made) someone bring me like 8 tubes of it from their vacation.

I read the email and thought we had uncovered a different Russian spy because no way is that woman 29.

I got home from the hospital and my daughter never touched my nipple again. I tried desperately to pump every 3 hours despite only getting a tablespoon after 20 min. It was a miserable experience, I cried endlessly and it stole my time bonding with my newborn. 

I’ve said this elsewhere, but it needs to be said again-Sanders didn’t need to use her professional twitter account to blast Red Hen. She could have just gone along her way, quietly, maybe even civilly, and we wouldn’t have this literal shit-storm. 

Wasn’t that playing inside everyone’s head while they read this?

Wait! On a bare mattress! No sheets! Is he an animal? Did he entertain anyone ever of any gender? What in the holy hell!?!?!!?

That book is seared into my memory. I don’t know how the newer American Girl books are, but the books from the original selections tackled some BIG issues in an age appropriate (though for a slightly older demographic) way.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say, we haven’t seen Barron in roughly a year, so as far as we know, a nanny is raising him and she doesn’t give a shit about him either.

Minus the tumbler of vodka and the ironic typewriter, he sounds like a 16 year old Livejournaling.  

You’re making a realllllly big assumption that he knows we have 2 borders. Steven Miller probably forgot to mention it to him while on an anti-foreigner tirade.

My eyebrows have inches up my forehead with each report and are now somewhere near my hairline. 

Its like Fox started sponsoring Toddlers in Tiaras. 

Girl, make a run for the hills. You said it best yourself, if he’s not making his kid a priority, he’s not going to make you a priority. He’s a man child. You don’t need this. 

Most perfect use of Tyra ever.

Oh man, I just had a total flash back to Maxim magazine and feeling like I was supposed to be thinking it was ok or funny(?) that women were basically treated like accessories.  Blech.  

That scene is seared into my memory! The way they wiggle their toes. Her commands! “You may now remove your shoes!”

I have a hard time feeling bad for the dead who named himself something that incomprehensible (and beat his pregnant girlfriend)

I’ve only sort of realized how absolutely gross being a teenagers in the late 90s/early 00s were. With dicks like Adam Corolla, Girls Gone Wild/girls making out for men’s entertainment, heroin chic models, etc, I know I spent a loooooooong time unconsciously internalizing some really shitty messages.  It’s no wonder…