I’m a lefty and always had a huge bump during school. My middle finger is still slightly deformed.

I really like all three actresses and want this to be good. I’d like to believe they picked a good show to make but it looks like it has so much potential for suckiness.

Points for the box not being pink?

I assumed (without having read anything about it) she didn’t go to school because she was acting. Regardless, I hope she’s got a really great money manager and investment banker helping her prepare for when she’s not a Hollywood darling anymore.

There is literally not an ounce of me that is surprised Kelly isn’t nice. She is the opposite of morning tv personality and I’m sure Today can’t really go through another lost anchor right now, but I can’t wait for her to get booted

I wore the velcro band from like week 30 on and it only sorta helped. Growing a baby is hard.  

Guys, I just watched Wonder Woman (first time) and thought it was great. And then the credits rolled, and I discovered Steve Mnuchin was the exec producer and now I need to go shower a lot.

It tastes like actual vanilla and cinnamon instead of like ‘vanilla flavored’

I want this response to go viral

I just discovered Chobani’s new ‘hint of’ flavor yogurt, it’s slightly sweet/flavored without feeling like you might as well eat a candy bar.

I had the complete opposite reaction. There’s so much ‘how I got my body back in 6 weeks’ bullshit for celebs, I thought it was very honest of her to say it took over a year (more than the 9 months on/9 months off) and hard work to see the change she wanted to see.

Several times a day I’m no longer signed in to Jezebel and if I try to login the way I used to (google) it just redirects me to the signin pages. The only work around I’ve discovered is if I go to the kinja site, I’m logged in still and the if I go to Jezebel, I’m logged in.

I’m calling shenanigans on this. A) can a person m fit through there? I sometimes think people’s roller bags won’t fit. B) how could they let her do that.

Laughing in public.

Second (3rd?) season she and George had an episode where they literally talked about how they weren’t doing anything and never got any good surgeries!

Trump has been terrible for decades. Maybe it’s because I grew up in NYC but this is why I’m still confused why the rest of the country couldn’t figure it out before the election.

She definitely didn’t marry him for the fidelity

Stress knitting is the best knitting.

I’m blown away by speed skating. It’s like someone had drunk idea of ‘what if we made running track better by putting them on blades?’

No clue. But it is a very pretty picture