jelperman01
Jelperman
jelperman01

Doesn’t anyone do librarians or French maids anymore?

Why are so many Star Wars fans so stupid?

This globe is seriously lacking. I looked up my home town, Fort Worth, and found Dryptosaurus (a tyrannosaur from New Jersey) and Coelophysis (a small Triassic predator). No mention of Tyrannosaurus, Pleurocoelus, Alamosaurus, Acrocanthosaurus, Tennontosaurus, Iguanadon, Edmontosaurus, Chamosaurus, Torosaurus,and

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I’ll stick to the Axel Braun Batman movies:

This is the same Deion Sanders who never made an open field tackle because he was too much of a pussy, calling it a “business decision” to do an “¡Olé!”like a matador when a ball-carrier got near him.

After all these years of not rolling my Rs when I ordered burritos, I hope Mexicans will forgive me for my evil ways.

Did the professor refuse to give you your award until you stopped being a narcissistic cunt?

Because all too often, if you scratch a “feminist”, a fascist bleeds. This case is nothing new at all: Many of the suffragette leaders in Britain like Norah Elam, Mary Sophia Allen and Mary Richardson (best known for slashing a nude painting at the National Gallery in London, and for being chummy with Nazi

Gillum supported the fascist coup in Bolivia, so he can fuck right off. 

I work around a number of right-wing knuckledraggers and the only sexist remarks they’ve made about Ocasio-Cortez is about her amazing boobs. So this congressman Yoho is beyond sexist. He’s an asshole. 

Did Joy Reid ever find the time-traveling hacker who wrote homophobic slurs on her site?

I think it’s idiotic. Whatever “culture” a monster might have (if any) should be decided by the DM. Creative ones don’t need to have this kind of thing fleshed out -and especially not by wokescolds.

People said all kinds of moronic things back in the 60s. Orcs were not described as dark-skilled, but “sallow”. Duergar are described as having grey skin, so how this is “racist” against any ethnic group in the real world is beyond me. Drow were described in mythology as having skin the color of pitch, so it’s not

Salvatore didn’t “revamp” anything. In Vault of the Drow, written by Gary Gygax in 1978, there are a number of good and non-evil Dark Elves. 

You missed the whole point of alignment. It was just a short-hand way of describing how a creature or character thinks and behaves, just like the stat for intelligence. If navel-gazers spent hours on end wrangling over why an intelligent creature that eats people is “evil”, the problem is with them, not the game.

People need to quit trying to blame everything on the Russians. This country has been chock full of white supremacist fucktards for centuries.

She has taken so much bigoted abuse, up to and including at least two assassination attempts, and kept her dignity the whole time. Too bad she has to deal with an untimely death in her family, too. 

Yeah, it takes “one of the finest thinkers in the world” to give a sawed-off shotgun and other firearms to a “special needs” teenage boy and send him to try to bust her boyfriend (his brother), a lowlife who shot and slit the throats of prison guards and other inmates alike, out of prison by abducting several female