This article is so moronic I wonder how the author manages to tie his shoelaces without help.

Sexist Bernie Bros are like werewolves, leprechauns, bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster: the more people shriek about how they’ve seen them firsthand, the more their fantasy tales are shown to be nonsense.

And she’d probably lose to Cheeto Mussolini just like Hillary did.

Kamala Harris is a cop.

Psychology is bullshit -the phrenology of the modern age.

I always thought announcers like Okerlund, Bill Mercer and Gordon Solie are what made pro wrestling. The ability to keep a straight face while doing those interviews is pure comedy gold.

And in similar news, a local serial killer is using the old Mafia as proof that burying his victims in cement is legal.

A cousin of mine ended up in the emergency room with food poisoning she got in a restaurant. So any time Gordon Ramsay, Marco Pierre White or some other Angry Chef unloads on someone for dropping raw chicken on the floor and throwing it in the pan (like in a famous Ramsay clip), I’m behind them all the way.

Ah, go fuck yourself, you Islamophobic douchecock.

So you wouldn’t want a nun teaching kids either, right?

Nah, just Israel. You can boycott your fellow Americans and still keep your job in Texas.

Fuck you -Bernie rules.

Who is “we”? The Patriots?

Faking injuries has always been the Cheatriots’ Way. Where has Thielen been?

Maybe he just invited them to join him in the observatory “while I look at Uranus” and they took it the wrong way...

Drew, you’re an asshole. Howard Cosell wasn’t a racist, “casual” or otherwise. Monday Night Football has been a clown act since Cosell quit the show for the same reason football on Monday night was a clown act BEFORE ABC and Howard Cosell did it. CBS tried it several years earlier and it was just as tediousas it is…

That he does the best Grady Sutton impression -ever!

I grew up on Air Coryell, so I love this. It reminds me of this game from 1982, the first time both QBs threw for over 400 yards and at the time, the highest-scoring MNF game:

This “schism” is mostly the invention of Hillary’s dead-enders. Bernie supporters overwhelmingly voted for Hillary in the general election. On top of that, when Hillary lost to Obama in 2008, a number of her supporters voted for McCain in the general election -more than twice the number of Bernie-or-bust fans who…

Bernie might have bombed and starved Yemen and Syria, maybe not. He might have put Nazis in charge in Ukraine, death squads in Honduras and ISIS/Al Qaeda in charge in Libya or he might not have. I’d think not, but we’ll never know for sure.