GODDAMNIT! Jon Snow dies again? I’m not watching this show anymore!

OJ is about to be a free man, yet I am still serving a life sentence as a fan of this team.

How about not being a pussy and cooking outdoors in the cold?

I’ve got more, like the way Spanos and Bobby Beathard fucked over Gary Brown. Brown was a retread RB from Houston who was out of football for a year, but was still about the only thing the Chargers had going for them on offense in 1997. Despite playing behind a terrible line and with no threat from the passing game,…

When Jon suggested that he had “something else to show” Daenerys, was your initial reaction “heh heh... his wang”?

Attacking the grain wagons was stupid, especially when she just got through complaining about not being able to feed her army.

You’re being a cunt.

Only if the local plasma center gives out free tickets to O-negative donors.

This whole business with the Chargers and Raiders has left me with such a strong taste of hot bile in my mouth that I’ve decided I’m not giving the NFL one thin dime of my money.

I’ve been a Sunday Ticket subscriber since 1996. I’ve had DirecTV call me several times since I canceled Sunday Ticket, begging me to sign…

I was a fan since 1978. I grew up on Air Coryell, and I chalked up their failure to win a SB to bad luck. Of course the source of that bad luck was the ownership: first Gene Klein for sabotaging a team that was a tipped pass away from a Super Bowl by trading away Fred Dean and John Jefferson. Then Alex Spanos bought…

And because we have a proud tradition of being willing to stand knee-deep in pigshit so long as someone else has to stand in it up to their necks. That’s why you have poor whites voting for the likes of Trump: They’re OK with losing their benefits so long as those Brown People lose theirs, too.

The Ayatollah Khomeini may have died three decades ago, but his spirit lives on when another batch of self-appointed cultural commissars has decided to review a work of fiction they have neither seen nor read.

The Industrial Revolution started over a hundred years before the Civil War ended slavery, so there’s no reason to think the south would have eventually given up their chattels even if they had won. It wasn’t just the profits of not paying workers that motivated them.

Stop lying.

Not a fan of the boobs, I see. Oh well.

But you have to admit, I have perfect eyesight.

Any time there’s a cute couple on this show, one or both will die horribly:

Just like Donald Trump.

She’s about to be inducted into the Mr Skin Hall of Fame!

That’s the first thing I thought of too.