jelperman01
Jelperman
jelperman01

Doesn’t everyone love Tyene’s insanely perky tits?

Tyene was interesting -for two very good reasons...

Winter is cumming?

I can’t wait for that biopic about about Bernard Montgomery, starring Idris Elba as the field marshal.

Terror is often best shown by not being shown, like the scene in Silence of the Lambs when Clarice Starling is shown a photo of what Hannibal Lector did to the face of one of the orderlies he caught off guard. You don’t see his mangled face, just Starling’s horrified expression which leaves it up to the viewer to

This piece by Megan Reynolds is the most smugly stupid thing I’ve seen on the internet since a Twitter poster called “Brienne of Snarth” wrote that she was glad a 2-year-old boy was killed by an alligator at Disney World because the toddler’s father was Caucasian and had “privilege” or some shit.

More importantly, why should anyone give a flying fuck about Bechdel or her retarded “test”?

Oh fuck off already!

Of course -condoms are for sailors. Skin to skin, let the fun begin.

Condoms? Who the fuck uses condoms? This cowboy ONLY rides bareback.

A gal who’s nice enough to give up the Third Input is to be treasured. I show my appreciation by getting the right lube and sliding it in as slowly and gently as possible until we’ve loosened up.

Best lube ever for anal. It never gets all gummy like other kinds.

Another entry in the “No Shit Sherlock” file.

That’s because she is a cunt.

What do you mean “unsourced”? That’s a first-hand account from Tim Kask, who was there. It is backed up by Rob Kuntz, Frank Mentzer and Gary Gygax himself -all of whom are on record saying Dave Arneson’s fanboys are full of shit when they promote a crank conspiracy theory wherein Arneson was the real genius and

Except for Richard himself, when he almost married his sister off to Saladin’s brother in a kind of peace treaty.

Bill Finger demanded royalties for things he never created?

Did you read this bullshit somewhere or did make it all up?

Bitch, stop lying.