Showgirls passes the Bechdel Test.

I’d hit it!

I never had a lump of coal give be a boner.

I thought “Normies” were non-retards.

Which would explain why they’re so damn perky.

Dan Fouts used to do something similar many years ago. If a snap was botched, he would pretend to fumble about for the ball on the ground, only to fire the ball downfield to a wide open receiver who kept running.

She was 18? Well that explains her incredibly perky breasts, now doesn’t it?

Maybe it took a while to find his dick under all those layers of cold weather clothing.

She asked if his penis was pointed, like his ears.

Maybe Irsay took notice of what happened in San Diego when the GM and head coach didn’t get along, and the owner stupidly fired Marty Schottenheimer after a 14-2 season.

It would be hilarious if Koetter ditched Tampa Bay for another team (Giants, Dolphins, Eagles) and the Buccaneers were left shit out of luck.

Besides, she does have a nice rack.

It’s not that George sucks as a movie maker. He doesn’t. He’s made and is capable of making very good movies.

Now this is rich. You admit you are incapable of forming your own opinions, so you let the Red Letter Moron do it for you. This being the guy who, in addition to posting the most idiotic movie criticism in human history makes hour-long videos where he fantasizes about abducting and mutilating women.

“incomprehensible motives”? Are you for real? You can’t follow the motives of characters in a Star Wars movie? You must be a retard.

Stop lying.

They’re not bad. You just have shitty taste in movies.

That article is based on a book that is complete and utter bullshit:

Then who did?

Imagine you put every dime to your name, plus many years of work, plus some incredible luck into building your house the way you wanted and with your own two hands.