Which is why he chuckled: because he knew he was making fun of himself (for selling out) as well as Disney (for spending $5 BILLION just for the right to slap his name and IP on Disney’s shitty, unoriginal science fiction).

Except that his first wife only edited part of the movie. Most of it was edited by Paul Hirsch. But don’t let facts stop you from pissing on the old man’s leg.

Stop lying, dummy.

You are so stupid it’s painful to watch, you know that?

Bullshit:

You need to quit bullshitting too. Henson had nothing to do with Star Wars. The reason Frank Oz got to play Yoda was because Jim Henson turned down the job.

Quit lying and making shit up. The one line Ford had a problem with had to do with flying the spaceship.

Good god you’re stupid, writing shit like that!

And Disney hired Jerry Sandusky to run the orphanage.

Universally hated? Then who the fuck bought all those tickets? You are really dumb!

I guess he forgot to bring something to read.

You care.

Of course you cared Or you wouldn’t have posted. And for the record, I’m shaved smooth. So there.

What bullshit!

Just as I thought -you’re lying.

No such thing has ever existed. Lucas was altering Star Wars even as it was being released. Mono versions have different sound effects and dialog from the stereo versions. In the mono mix, they use the voice of Sheilagh Fraser for Aunt Beru. In the stereo mix her lines are dubbed.

When did he say he had it all planned in advance?

I don’t get all the pearl-clutching. Star Wars has always been aimed at 8 to 12-year-old boys, as George Lucas himself said when he was shooting the very first one. That doesn’t mean girls can’t like them.

Space fantasy and science fiction are one and the same, just like westerns and cowboy movies.

Oh fuck off already.