You get a blaster and YOU get a blaster and YOU GET A BLASTER!

Here is the problem. Most of the Star Wars movies are not good, but bad.

Bareback is best!

Maybe not for you, Old Timer!

And Abraham Lincoln had a lovely night at the theater, John Wilkes Booth notwithstanding...

You’ve got sixty years of “vintage”. I rather liked the 80s pictorials, where the model was usually in stockings and garters -SCHWING!

I’ll wager half the teams in the NFL wanted no part of signing him, even at minimum wage. He was one dirty hit away from a multi-game suspension already.

If you want to improve QB play in the NFL, quit swapping offensive coaches. Nothing takes a young QB with potential and ruins him worse than switching offensive coordinators and systems. Look at the career of any long-time, successful NFL QB and almost all of them will have played most or all of their careers in the…

They probably figured he was perfect for Subway, since he also likes to put 40-year-old meat between 14-year-old buns.

They probably figured he was perfect for Subway, since he also likes to put 40-year-old meat between 14-year-old buns.

Both of Harrison’s rings came from bent officiating.

Elway had good offensive talent for most of his career. He had twelve offensive pro bowlers on his teams; Marino had thirteen over the same period. Oh, and Elway had four All-Pro players on offense to Marino’s three.

You’re a moron:

And you fail at that, too since the Bills won back-to-back Championships in 1964 and 1965.

I think so, but then I’m not the cunty sort of hipster sports fan who pretends that nothing that happened before I was born matters.

You thought wrong. The disco song is so bad it’s awesome!

No, that was Chokenheimer.

Yes.

So don’t fuck Andy Cohen. Problem solved.

Love the GIF.