Amen!

To be fair, if Will Smith really wanted to inflict pain on Chris Rock, he would have made him watch After Earth.

I’m not allowed to hit ad executives, numbnuts.

By the dipshit logic in this article, Emmitt Till got what was coming to him. He shouldn’t have “offended” Carolyn Bryant. What was her husband supposed to do, just sit there and take it? 

If your response to a comedian cracking jokes about a celebrity is to say that they deserve to be physically attacked, then you must have been run over by the short bus. 

If Will Smith wanted to slap someone, he should have started with himself for having no self-respect and staying married to a hoor who banged their son’s friend and bragged about it. Now the whole world sees that she cuckolded him and still carries his balls in her purse.

Wait til redneck cops find out about this. Now they can claim they were offended at being called pigs, so they took action. 

He did not “attack” her. He was never close enough to attack her. Her cuckolded husband DID attack someone, which is why he’s a laughingstock.

Men get ridiculed for being bald all the time. You never saw Sean Connery sending his spouse to physically attack someone for making fun of his lack of hair. Because Connery wasn’t a little bitch. 

So you’ve endorsed wife-beating. Nice.

In other words, Ron DeFascist is stirring up anti-Black bigotry to win elections for himself and likeminded stooges the same way Bakari Sellout (who supports Apartheid, by the way) ginned up anti-Palestinian bigotry (and blew $1 million) to try to unseat Rashida Tlaib. I hope DeSantis’ efforts flop like Sellers’ did…

That’s odd since both Melanie Lynskey and Kate Winslet have caused me many a boner. Paraphrasing Shakira, the dick doesn’t lie.

Last time I checked, blackmail was against the law. 

Isn’t this what you’re supposed to do when you’ve been defamed?

Does this means she’s going to whip ‘em out?

It could have been worse: He could have made Pamela Anderson watch his stand-up act. 

It reminds me of The Crucible, where one of the defendants in the Salem Witch Trials is accused of poisoning their neighbor’s cow. When the old lady points out that she couldn’t have done it since she was still in England at the time, the hysterical teenage girls drop to the floor, flailing about, shrieking “YOU’RE…

Thank you. If a gal is old enough to join the Marines, serve on a jury, vote, take out a loan in her own name and get married without Mom & Dad’s permission, they’re old enough to sleep with a movie star. 

Yeah, these bitter crones are like the cops who bully citizens as payback for all the parties the cool kids never invited them to. 

For my two cents, if he wants to use his money and time to indulge his fantasies, many of which he probably did NOT get to indulge when he was younger, poorer in time and money than he is now and did not have the clout to get hot women to hang out with him, then more power to him. He’s hurting no one, he isn’t making…