And the worst actor.

Why do you assume they want a “relationship”? Maybe they’re just looking for a good hard shag.

Scratch a feminist and a puritan bleeds.

I’ve seen one whack-job claim with a straight face that a lesbian who won’t date someone with a schlong is “transphobic”. It’s utterly insane!

Wait, you think a big crowd of people sending someone rape/death threats would make them more likely to support the position of the people sending the threats?

Alan Dershowitz has always believed children are fair game to be attacked, whether it’s Palestinian kids getting blown to bits by the IDF, or teenage girls being attacked with Jeffrey Epstein’s penis.

You know what’s more disgusting than a lecherous old man? A bunch of woketards who are so enraged that they can’t do anything to him that they take their hatred out on an actress who won’t join their little lynch mob and denounce him in Stalinist fashion.

Stop lying. He did not marry his daughter and they were both adults when they started dating. As with all the other scurrilous accusations against Woody Allen, he’s innocent of all of them:

Blasphemer!

That big, round, luscious, womanly ass is immortal!

Oh great, another Puritan.

That’s because you’re extremely stupid.

I realize Jezebel was spun off from Gawker after the Thiel lawsuit, but shouldn’t every writer for this site learn the basics of defamation law? 

Pitt also has a pretty extensive history of allegedly dating underage girls.

Not nearly enough of the former. 

Amen!

Artists shouldn’t flinch from showing anything, no matter how terrible it is -whether it’s rape, torture, murder or supply-side economics. If Puritans have hang-ups about watching a show that is well-known to have brutality in every episode, they need to fuck off to the bar already. H.L. Mencken wrote that no Puritan …

Marcia Lucas (George Lucas’ wife at the time) pushed hard for Al Pacino to get the part. 

Exactly. I mean, how many actors want some “expert” to come on set and tell them they’re grabbing their co-star’s ass “wrong” in a sex scene?

And court records show she has officially taken his last name, despite the fact that it would’ve been a lot cooler (and made a lot more sense, cosmically) for him to take hers.