Possibly the reek of weed will fool the noses of uranium-sniffing dogs?

Since my brain is primarily focused on surviving the mini-stroke i have every time Pruitt comes up, the only comment I can spare at the moment is:

Hmm... I should hide this multi- billion dollar illegal weapon of complete devastation I’m trying to smuggle in a huge smelly shell of cheap illicit drugs. How does this make sense to anyone?

Or like, wow, big surprise that constituents are going to show up to your events (or want you to HAVE events so they can show up). I know many of us (I’m including myself in this) have been apathetic until now, but aren’t these kinds of things what active, engaged citizens are supposed to do? They’re just pissed…

Fun fact! MANY enlisted military families are dependent on social programs like WIC, which the right is always trying to defund/destroy. It’s a pattern- they don’t want to pay them enough where they don’t need these types of programs, and they also don’t want to fund the programs. So military families are supposed to…

Was coming here for this. Like, *yeah*, dude. We plan ahead. That’s what a protest is, people don’t typically just spontaneously march around town at the same time together. It all involves planning. Similar to how that meeting is a PLANNED meeting. A*planned* protest is not the same thing as *paid* protesters, and…

The comparison has been made both by people funnier than myself and Jimmy Fallon, but damn if it’s not accurate.

Excellent point.

This take is like the opposite of sports talk radio. In other words, I enjoyed it immensely and agree 100%.

He’ll go down as like the 4th best QB in Packers history.

Cutler is making elite QB money

And before some numbnut tries to defend it as a different situation, that Obama was mismanaging things, and Trump has the Administration in great shape (kinda like the post directly below the “Hypocrite-In-Chief” post,

This article would *definitely* exist if he spent every weekend putting together puzzles on his time off. And it would be glorious.

His golf “relaxation” has cost this country $10million in one month. Presidents do not get every weekend off. It’s insane and wasteful and an abuse of the office.

Certainly not! And, of course, while they disagreed with Obama politically, they recognized he had legitimately won the election and never supported Republican efforts to obstruct his agenda, because that would be hypocritical in light of their current complaints that Democrats are obstructing Donald Trump.

Well, I will say this. I am very sure he’s not being hypocritical about this, and I’m sure if you looked at his twitter history there would be no tweets criticizing a certain politician for spending too much time playing golf rather than running the country.

I mean, you said she was substantially to the right of the electorate. You cited her prior opposition to gay marriage as an example of that. The simple fact of the matter is that she was simply not substantially to the right of the electorate on that issue. A majority of the country during the time frame you are…

TFW you complain about the president playing golf a couple times a year and then you become the president

Yeah maybe someday there will be a flawless candidate, and we can all ride our own personal unicorn to the polls. Or maybe someday you will grow the fuck up. I wonder which will come first?

Clinton was not “substantially to the right of the electorate.”